Last checked: September 9, 2026
Steal a Brainrot Tier List (2026) — Best Brainrots Ranked
This Steal a Brainrot tier list ranks brainrots by the only number the game pays you: income per second. There are 513 brainrots (499 indexable plus 14 miscellaneous), so no page lists them all. This one is complete at the top — every brainrot earning $200M/s or more, all 18 — then the best of the bands below. S is $400M/s+, A $200M–$399M/s, B $100M–$199M/s, C under $100M/s.
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S Tier — Best Brainrots in Steal a Brainrot
S Tier is everything paying $400M/s or more: the game’s six OG units — the band above Secret — plus one Secret. Per the Red Carpet page, a Secret spawn is announced in your server only; an OG spawn is broadcast globally through the Live Spawns panel by the entrance.
Spyder Elephant — $1B/s
The ceiling, and not a brainrot you can chase. It lists at $1T for $1B/s, but the wiki records it as bound to the Spyder Chain and Spyder Top Hat Roblox accessories: unstealable, untradeable, hidden from the in-game Index, just 16 copies in its existence table. It arrived with the anniversary in Update 51.
Strawberry Elephant — $750M/s
The real best-in-slot, because you can actually get it. OG, $750B for $750M/s, released August 30, 2025 in Update 14, from the Red Carpet or from Steal a Brainrot codes. Holding it unlocks the Strawberry base skin, and a Rainbow one pays $7.5B/s at the wiki’s flat 10×.
Meowl — $600M/s
Correction: we published $600M/s and $650M/s as a live dispute. It is not one. The wiki lists six buffs — $275M, $300M, $400M, $450M, $500M, $600M/s — and never passes through $650M. $650B is Meowl’s cost, which is where that number came from. Second OG ever added (Update 21); five routes — Red Carpet, Admin Abuse, Cyber Craft Machine, codes, Los Traders.
Headless Horseman — $600M/s
Correction: also published as disputed, at $575M/s. The wiki dates every buff — $175M → $200M (Dec 20, 2025) → $325M (Jan 24, 2026) → $375M (Feb 21) → $500M (Feb 28) → $550M (Mar 7) → $600M/s at the anniversary on May 23, 2026. No rung is $575M. Costs $600B, became OG in Update 40, came from the Witch Fuse at a 9% maximum; that machine is gone.
John Pork — $500M/s
Update 49. $500B for $500M/s, from the Red Carpet, codes, or whenever the dev adds it to Los Traders.
Skibidi Toilet — $450M/s
Update 31’s crossover unit, credited on the wiki to Alexey Gerasimov of @DaFuq!?Boom!. $450B for $450M/s after three buffs from $300M. Lowest-earning OG in the game — and at a RoadWeight of 7e-20 against the others’ 5e-20, 3e-20 and 1e-20, the most common OG on the carpet.
Griffin — $400M/s
The wiki calls it outright “the best Secret in the game”: $400M/s for $400B, from Update 41. The catch — it comes from the Divine Fuse Machine and is marked unobtainable.
A Tier — $200M to $399M/s (complete: 11 brainrots)
Every brainrot in the game in this band — and nine of the eleven are unobtainable, locked behind retired fuse and craft machines. Only Dragon Cannelloni and Arcadragon are still live.
Dragon Aquanini — $375M/s
$375B for $375M/s, from the Summer Fuse — removed in Update 60 on August 1, 2026, so this one is a closed door.
Dragon Gingerini — $350M/s
New to this page — and we should not have missed it. The wiki calls Dragon Gingerini “the third best secret in the game”, behind Griffin and Dragon Aquanini. Released December 20, 2025 in Update 30, $350B for $350M/s, from the retired Santa’s Fuse. It is a Dragon Cannelloni variant earning $100M/s more for $100B more.
Hydra Dragon Cannelloni — $300M/s (nerfed from $350M/s)
Half the lists online are stale here. Its page records $300M/s at $300B, formerly $350M/s at $350B. If a tier list still gives it 350M, that list predates the nerf — and $350M/s is now Dragon Gingerini’s number, not this one’s.
Signore Carapace — $275M/s
The clearest example of how violently this game rebalances. Shipped in Update 15 as a Legendary costing $320K and paying $1.3K/s, reworked to $42.5B for $105M/s, now $275B for $275M/s as a Secret. Its Craft Machine is gone and only 353 exist.
Dragon Cannelloni — $250M/s
The most useful entry in A Tier: still live, and the highest-income Secret still spawning on the Red Carpet. $250B for $250M/s, buffed twice from $100M to $200M to $250M, also from limited-stock codes and the RNG Machine. The dev leaked in #exclusive-chat that 40,000 exist.
Arcadragon — $215M/s
An Arcadopus reskin from Update 46, buffed from $150M/s to $215M/s at $215B. From physical DLC merch codes at a low chance, or the Cyber Craft Machine for one Strawberry Elephant — a bad trade, burning a $750M/s unit for a $215M/s one. Only 141 exist.
Five more fill the band and all are dead ends. Moby Bros and Love Love Bear both pay $225M/s for $225B — Moby Bros a Los Traders craft from Update 57 (1× Jelly Moby plus Los Puggies, Sammyni Cakini or Los Tictacs), Love Love Bear from Cupid’s Machine at roughly 0.1% back-to-back behind a 0.5% Lovin Rose. Kraken (0.1% Octo Lucky Block, ~1,700 in existence), Digi Narwhal (Cyber Craft, Update 47) and La Supreme Combinasion (Fuse Machine, Update 10) all sit at $200M/s for $200B.
B Tier — $100M to $199M/s
Correction: we previously wrote that every unit in this band is a live Red Carpet spawn. That is wrong. The band holds 31 brainrots, only five of which walk the carpet; ten more are obtainable elsewhere and 16 are locked behind retired machines and past-season Lucky Blocks. All 15 you can still get are in the table below.
Plan around the five carpet spawns. Cerberus (Update 33), $150B for $175M/s, is an 857-second payback — the first unit on the way down to beat the 1,000-second rule. Capitano Moby (November 1, 2025, Update 23) is $125B for $160M/s and is also fishable in the Fishing Event. Burguro And Fryuro is $75B for $150M/s, a flat 500-second payback. Pizza and Ranch (Update 59, July 25, 2026) is $55B for $130M/s, designed by a community member on the game’s Discord. And Cash or Card is the pick of the band: $40B for $100M/s is a 400-second payback, the fastest of any brainrot earning $100M/s or more — matched only by Pancake and Syrup and La Secret Combinasion, neither of which spawns on the carpet.
C Tier — Under $100M/s, the Ones You Will Actually Own First
Not filler: these Secrets carry a run from your first rebirth to your first real bank, and several are gated into rebirth requirements you cannot skip. A selection, not the whole band.
Garama and Madundung — $50M/s
The game’s first Duo Brainrot, released July 5, 2025 in Update 6. $10B for $50M/s is a 200-second payback, and it has seven listed routes — Red Carpet, RNG Machine, Admin Abuse spawns, the dev’s base, the Escape Tsunami LTM, limited-stock codes and trading.
Los Puggies — $40M/s Update 65
The one roster change since we published. Update 65 landed September 5, 2026 and added no new brainrots — it added the Money Money Puggy Ritual, which takes 2× Money Money Puggy and makes Los Puggies permanently obtainable for the first time. Los Puggies is $7B for $40M/s, buffed from $30M/s. Money Money Puggy is $2.6B for $21M/s, so the ritual spends $42M/s of income to gain $40M/s — do it for the unit, not the maths.
La Grande Combinasion — $10M/s
Update 4’s Secret: $1B for $10M/s — a 100-second payback, the fastest on this page. Eight routes, including the Admin Lucky Block at a stated 0.5% (1 in 200). You need one to clear Rebirth 19, so it is not optional.
At the very bottom, La Vacca Saturno Saturnita (Update 1, $80M for $325K/s) is the first Secret most players ever hold — and the one the game’s live code spawns onto the carpet. It spawns it, it does not gift it, so you still pay the $80M.
Update 64 on August 29, 2026 added four more here: Puffino Builderino ($3.7B, $31M/s) and Gattino Hydrantino ($1.9B, $14.5M/s) from the RNG Machine, Sir Mangus ($1.2B, $7.5M/s) and Gub ($900M, $5M/s) off the Red Carpet. Both carpet units already carry spawn weights in the wiki’s extracted table, 2e-08 and 4e-08.
Tier List Summary Table — 45 Brainrots
S and A Tier are complete — every brainrot in the game at $200M/s or more. B Tier is every obtainable unit in its band; C Tier is a selection. Every figure came from that brainrot’s own wiki infobox on September 9, 2026. Costs are in-game cash, not Robux.
| Brainrot | Tier | Rarity | Income/s | Cost & How to Get |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Spyder Elephant | S | OG | $1B | $1T — Spyder Chain accessory, not indexed |
| Strawberry Elephant | S | OG | $750M | $750B — Red Carpet or codes |
| Meowl | S | OG | $600M | $650B — Red Carpet, Cyber Craft, codes |
| Headless Horseman | S | OG | $600M | $600B — Witch Fuse, unobtainable |
| John Pork | S | OG | $500M | $500B — Red Carpet, codes, Los Traders |
| Skibidi Toilet | S | OG | $450M | $450B — Red Carpet |
| Griffin | S | Secret | $400M | $400B — Divine Fuse, unobtainable |
| Dragon Aquanini | A | Secret | $375M | $375B — Summer Fuse, unobtainable |
| Dragon Gingerini | A | Secret | $350M | $350B — Santa’s Fuse, unobtainable |
| Hydra Dragon Cannelloni | A | Secret | $300M (was 350M) | $300B — Fuse Machine, unobtainable |
| Signore Carapace | A | Secret | $275M | $275B — Craft Machine, unobtainable |
| Dragon Cannelloni | A | Secret | $250M | $250B — Red Carpet, codes or RNG Machine |
| Moby Bros | A | Secret | $225M | $225B — Los Traders, unobtainable |
| Love Love Bear | A | Secret | $225M | $225B — Cupid’s Machine, unobtainable |
| Arcadragon | A | Secret | $215M | $215B — DLC merch or Cyber Craft |
| Kraken | A | Secret | $200M | $200B — Octo Lucky Block 0.1%, unobtainable |
| Digi Narwhal | A | Secret | $200M | $200B — Cyber Craft, unobtainable |
| La Supreme Combinasion | A | Secret | $200M | $200B — Fuse Machine, unobtainable |
| Cerberus | B | Secret | $175M | $150B — Red Carpet |
| Celestial Pegasus | B | Secret | $175M | $150B — Secret Lucky Block, 0.05% |
| La Breakfast Combinasion | B | Secret | $165M | $130B — RNG Machine |
| Capitano Moby | B | Secret | $160M | $125B — Red Carpet or Fishing Event |
| Orchidox | B | Secret | $155M | $100B — Bee Lucky Block |
| Burguro And Fryuro | B | Secret | $150M | $75B — Red Carpet |
| Reinito Sleighito | B | Secret | $140M | $60B — Festive Lucky Block, 0.1% |
| Pizza and Ranch | B | Secret | $130M | $55B — Red Carpet |
| Los Amigos | B | Secret | $130M | $55B — Los Taco Blocks, low chance |
| Pancake and Syrup | B | Secret | $125M | $50B — SAB merch (DLC) |
| La Secret Combinasion | B | Secret | $125M | $50B — Secret Lucky Block |
| Fishino Clownino | B | Secret | $120M | $48.5B — Fishing Event |
| Sammyni Truckini | B | Secret | $110M | $45B — Taco Merchant, 2,500 tacos |
| Los Sekolahs | B | Secret | $110M | $45B — Los Lucky Blocks, very low chance |
| Cash or Card | B | Secret | $100M | $40B — Red Carpet |
| Garama and Madundung | C | Secret | $50M | $10B — Red Carpet or RNG Machine |
| Los Puggies | C | Secret | $40M | $7B — Money Money Puggy Ritual, Update 65 |
| Puffino Builderino | C | Secret | $31M | $3.7B — RNG Machine, Update 64 |
| Money Money Puggy | C | Secret | $21M | $2.6B — ritual input for Los Puggies |
| Nuclearo Dinossauro | C | Secret | $15M | $2.5B — Red Carpet |
| Gattino Hydrantino | C | Secret | $14.5M | $1.9B — RNG Machine, Update 64 |
| La Grande Combinasion | C | Secret | $10M | $1B — Red Carpet or Admin Lucky Block |
| Sir Mangus | C | Secret | $7.5M | $1.2B — Red Carpet, Update 64 |
| Gub | C | Secret | $5M | $900M — Red Carpet, Update 64 |
| Graipuss Medussi | C | Secret | $1M | $250M — Red Carpet or Fishing Event |
| Los Tralaleritos | C | Secret | $500K | $100M — Red Carpet |
| La Vacca Saturno Saturnita | C | Secret | $325K | $80M — Red Carpet or RNG Machine |
How We Ranked These Brainrots — and What We Got Wrong
The sort is not opinion: the game assigns every brainrot a fixed income per second and a fixed price, and the tier bands are cut lines through that column. Unobtainable units stay in the table, with the reason in the row.
For this pass we pulled the infobox of every Secret, OG, Brainrot God and Mythic brainrot on the Steal a Brainrot Wiki — 476 pages — through the wiki’s API on September 9, 2026 and sorted them by income. That is how we know the $200M/s-and-up set is exactly 18 and the $100M–$199M band exactly 31, and how we found four units our earlier list had missed. The wiki is live, not a mirror: its recent-changes feed logged edits on the hour on September 9, 2026, and the pages we used carry edit stamps from July 5 to September 9, 2026. We also killed two “disputes” we should never have printed — Meowl and Headless Horseman each have a dated buff ladder that never touches the outside figure we were hedging against. That is not a dispute, it is a stale source.
Three traps. Rarity is not income: Griffin is a Secret out-earning four OG units. A weight is not a chance: the Red Carpet page publishes extracted RoadWeight values — Noobini Pizzanini 100, Dragon Cannelloni 1e-15 — and says plainly they are relative weights, not percentages or one-in-X odds, so sites reprinting Dragon Cannelloni as “1 in 5 quadrillion” have read a weight as a probability. Income is not value: only 141 Arcadragons and 353 Signore Carapaces exist against 40,000 Dragon Cannellonis.
All numbers here are plain, unmutated income; the wiki’s formula is brainrot value times mutation multiplier, plus traits (Gold 1.25×, Rainbow and Divine 10×, Cyber 11×). The full multiplier table and game-pass prices live on our Steal a Brainrot money guide. The game is place 109983668079237, universe 7709344486 (Roblox page), and it patches every Saturday: Update 63 August 22, Update 64 August 29, Update 65 September 5, and Update 66 listed on the wiki for September 12, 2026.
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Frequently Asked Questions
By income per second it is the Spyder Elephant at $1B/s, but it is not a normal brainrot: the wiki records it as bound to the Spyder Chain and Spyder Top Hat accessories, unstealable, untradeable and hidden from the in-game Index, with only 16 copies logged in the wiki’s existence table. The best brainrot you can actually buy off the Red Carpet is the Strawberry Elephant, an OG-rarity unit that costs $750B and pays $750M/s. Below that, Meowl and Headless Horseman both pay $600M/s, John Pork $500M/s and Skibidi Toilet $450M/s. Every figure was read from that brainrot’s own wiki infobox on September 9, 2026.
Divide the purchase price by the income per second. All 18 brainrots earning $200M/s or more are priced at exactly 1,000 times their income, so they all clear in 1,000 seconds, or 16 minutes 40 seconds. The one exception is Meowl, which costs $650B for $600M/s and needs about 1,083 seconds. Cheaper Secrets are far better value: Cash or Card costs $40B and pays $100M/s, so it clears in 400 seconds, and La Grande Combinasion costs $1B against $10M/s, which is 100 seconds.
Yes. The wiki’s Mutations page states that mutations modify a brainrot’s income and appearance, that only one mutation can sit on a single brainrot, and that the formula is brainrot value multiplied by the mutation multiplier, with trait bonuses added afterwards. Gold is 1.25×, Rainbow and Divine share the same 10× value, and Cyber is 11×. Every income figure on this page is the plain, unmutated number.
Yes, and the game tells you by name. The wiki’s Stealing page notes you get an alert plus an alarm, colour-coded by rarity — green Common, blue Rare, purple Epic, yellow Legendary, red Mythic, rainbow Brainrot God, black-and-white Secret, black-and-yellow OG. The thief is slowed while carrying: walk speed drops from 34 to 20 and jump height from 7.2 to 4.32, and gears are disabled. Separately, a brainrot still walking the Red Carpet toward your base can be bought out from under you for 150% of its cost.